Certified Chismologa Sweatshirt

Officially certified in chisme. No exam required. 💅🍸 This crewneck features “certified chismóloga” lettering with three chic cocktail glasses underneath—because the tea simply tastes better with a little drink in hand.

Perfect for the amiga who knows everything, heard everything, and somehow has screenshots. Cozy, funny, and just the right amount of metiche energy.